Dec 8, 2009

Nov 18, 2009

Time for a Little Fun

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Oct 19, 2009

Kinky Website Review: Warp My Mind

So you're kinky, huh? Really? You're really kinky?

Well... Warp My Mind...

Yes. Your place for all things dirty and kinky being amplified. You see, WMM is a place where you'll find lots of dirty sexual hypnosis bits. Yes... Mind Control. Brain Washing. More. Evil MindWarp Guy - "EMG" as he's known, is a pal of mine. A respected and upstanding sort of cat... EMG has a kick ass site and if you're kinky you need to know about it. You see...

EMG's gig is to make your fetish worse. So... Let's say you have a panty fetish... You could make it.. Worse!! Or maybe you like the idea of being forced to do dirty sexual things, being unable to stop yourself?? WMM... nice bits that will make you do things. Dirty, dirty things. Part of why I love kicking it with EMG?? He and I, we like doing the same deal... Giving you exactly what you want. Giving you what you need...

From making you into someone who can't stop thinking about jerking off your homies every time you see them, to turning you into a sexy little slutty bimbo, to making you into a loser that lives for having other losers cum in your mouth - there is all kinds of nice stuff for you at Warp My Mind.

you should check it out since I say so... and you make sure you tell EMG I sent ya...

Clear? pervert...

The Voice

Handcrafted Kink: PaddleDaddy

Paddle... Daddy.

Heh. Yes. Paddle Daddy. A kick ass cat. And then some...

As a professional I have needs... Tools for kicking your ass, I need 'em. And Paddle Daddy, he makes some kick ass tools. Oh yes he does.

From nice and simple to way the hell ornate, the big man makes some pieces that I'd so love to use to kick your ass sideways... Hell yes.

So... into Spanking? Like the idea of a little sexual discipline? Think it's fun to feel the bite of a good spanking? Perfect.

Fucking well perfect... Visit me, or at least visit my homie... Paddle Daddy.

Make sure you tell him The Voice sent you...

Pervert.

The Voice

Sep 25, 2009

Kinky Hotspot Review: Seattle's Wetspot

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Sep 14, 2009

Chastity Device Review: The CockTrap

Chastity? Sure, why not? Love it.
A good way to keep most of you losers in check and in place. I like that. I really do...

In the midst of rubbing shoulders with kinky folks daily, I run into... well, some kinky folks with some kinky (and in this case, extra-kinky) products that you should know about.

Check this out... We made a video with the kinky-minded cat who invented The CockTrap so that we could show it off, and you could see just how superior this wicked little device is... It isn't just another version of other popular chastity devices, like the CB 6000, The Lancelot, or The Birdlock.

What makes The CockTrap special?

Catheter based - unlike the competition, you're not getting out of this.

The CockTrap = No Escape. Period.

A little about my own times in chastity... Some of you know, some of you don't... I'm a sub to Women and an Alpha 'round the lads. In fact, at one point of my life I spent 90 days in a chastity device (CB 3000) to prove that I'm a thug and that I will indeed do anything my own Superior requests.

One thing I learned during the Chastity Challenge is that it's really really good to cum. It's way better however, to savor that and to wait for Her to be ready. Point being, most lads have no clue just how much fun you're missing out on by not trying chastity.

And, you want to see your Superior smile? Give Her/Him the key. Heh. Yes. The key to your erection. A great way to see Them beamin'.

The CockTrap? A superior way to enjoy the sensations. 24/7... needing. Wanting. Filled... with lust. I'm a big fan of chastity... And you will be, too. Really. you will.

So, if you're going to do it... and you probably should... and you want it for real... and to have it be... wickedly effective? You want The CockTrap. Homie. You really do.

High-quality stainless steel and made to order - yep. Old fashioned, the way it should be... this is going to be part of you. You want it done right, right? Hence the kickass nature of getting The CockTrap from the professionals at www.MaleChastityNow.com.

And check out the other chastity devices up there, too - Wow! ;>

5 Good Reasons for Chastity:

1. you're a loser and should not be allowed an erection unless a superior lets you have one.
2. you're a cheater and can't be trusted, so your partner locks you up.
3. It feels good to be super super horny. It really does.
4. Sharing an orgasm is a gift. This helps keep the gift sacred.
5. your Mistress or Master says you should. Period.