Oct 19, 2009

Kinky Website Review: Warp My Mind

So you're kinky, huh? Really? You're really kinky?

Well... Warp My Mind...

Yes. Your place for all things dirty and kinky being amplified. You see, WMM is a place where you'll find lots of dirty sexual hypnosis bits. Yes... Mind Control. Brain Washing. More. Evil MindWarp Guy - "EMG" as he's known, is a pal of mine. A respected and upstanding sort of cat... EMG has a kick ass site and if you're kinky you need to know about it. You see...

EMG's gig is to make your fetish worse. So... Let's say you have a panty fetish... You could make it.. Worse!! Or maybe you like the idea of being forced to do dirty sexual things, being unable to stop yourself?? WMM... nice bits that will make you do things. Dirty, dirty things. Part of why I love kicking it with EMG?? He and I, we like doing the same deal... Giving you exactly what you want. Giving you what you need...

From making you into someone who can't stop thinking about jerking off your homies every time you see them, to turning you into a sexy little slutty bimbo, to making you into a loser that lives for having other losers cum in your mouth - there is all kinds of nice stuff for you at Warp My Mind.

you should check it out since I say so... and you make sure you tell EMG I sent ya...

Clear? pervert...

The Voice

Handcrafted Kink: PaddleDaddy

Paddle... Daddy.

Heh. Yes. Paddle Daddy. A kick ass cat. And then some...

As a professional I have needs... Tools for kicking your ass, I need 'em. And Paddle Daddy, he makes some kick ass tools. Oh yes he does.

From nice and simple to way the hell ornate, the big man makes some pieces that I'd so love to use to kick your ass sideways... Hell yes.

So... into Spanking? Like the idea of a little sexual discipline? Think it's fun to feel the bite of a good spanking? Perfect.

Fucking well perfect... Visit me, or at least visit my homie... Paddle Daddy.

Make sure you tell him The Voice sent you...

Pervert.

The Voice